"Thank you for coming here, baby. I need to talk to you - don’t worry, you aren’t in trouble. Your mother’s just had a horrible date today, this guy was just an asshole all around. He didn’t seem interested in me and every time I mentioned you he seemed to be more distant. You know I can’t help but talk about you, it’s only because of how proud I am! So at one point he joked about just fucking you and at that point I told flat out the date was over.
He said it was a joke and tried to apologize I left and came here as soon as I can, because… I think he was right. Now, I don’t mean to be as crass as him but you really have no idea how much you mean to me, the joy you’ve brought me lately just by looking at you. You are a real man because you treat me better than these other immature boys that I’ve been seeing, and I really just wanted to thank you for that, and make you happy.
Look at me in a new light, baby… Look at this dress. I know you said you love this dress and the way it looks on me, but I’m sorry; I’m going to need you to come over here and take it off for me…”